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Parody
Shepherd Safety
It’s a parody. No app, nothing to sign up for, nothing to track. The whole thing’s a joke.
What we do
- ✓Tell jokes.
- ✓Leave you alone.
- ✓Admit it’s a joke.
What we don’t
- ✗Track your kids.
- ✗Track your spouse.
- ✗Collect one thing about you.
That’s it. That’s the site.